kikikurt:

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

     (via)


captainjaymerica:

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.


To add to this, elbows and knees are your best friend. Dont forget to aim for soft spots. And in the world of self-defense, small = soft.

captainjaymerica:

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

To add to this, elbows and knees are your best friend. Dont forget to aim for soft spots. And in the world of self-defense, small = soft.


danandphilarenotforhire:

internethomoisnotonfire:

danisnotonfire:

as a sneak peek of my new video here is a clip of me testing the lighting. i am fucking insane

I will never stop reblogging this in fear of never finding it again.

I know I just reblogged this twice but I DONT CARE


believe-in-the-stories asked: "Hi! Name two things you like about yourself, then pass this on to the first ten people you see on your dash. #TeamSelfEsteem"

ummm 

my hair 

and my work ethic??? I don’t know 


diagon-alli:

Dear Mr. Hank and John Green,


    I just wanted to say you guys have most definitely helped me get through this hard time in my life. My mom passed away about a month ago, and ever since then it has been an ongoing struggle. I saw TFIOS about two weeks after she died, and a couple days after the funeral. I was sobbing throughout the whole entire thing. The casket. The funeral. It just felt so real, and I could connect with the film and book on such a deeper level than I used to. I could feel Hazel’s pain, and the rawness of her emotions.

     My mom never could say the title right. I went to the Demand Our Stars night when you were in Nashville, and that was by far one of my favorite memories. I also won a poster from Mix 92.9 w/ you and the casts’ autographs. That day I won the poster, my mom was right beside me, hugging me tightly. She was so excited, I was crying and shaking on the phone. She went and got the poster for me. She was the kind of mom who would go to the ends of the earth for you. I was lucky enough she let me go the TFIOS event in Nashville! She cared so much about seeing her 4 kids happy.

    Your vlogbrother videos often make me laugh, help me learn, and decrease world suck. I think you’d like to know, too, my mom taught blind kids at our state’s School for the Blind. I showed her Crash Course Biology, and she loved it so much, she thought it was great.

    And like An Imperial Affliction, life just ends abruptly, you never know if you will get to finish your sentence. She never did. She mumbled as the machines tried to bring her back to life as she was carried out on a stretcher, but never again would I hear her form an actual sentence again.

    I’ve learned that when there’s death, there is still life. And when there is life, there is still death. Hazel And Gus were never people. All I have is words on paper about them, but that doesn’t make them any less important to me. My mom lives in my memories now, as well as my pictures, videos, texts, etc. I know you’ve never met her, and you’ve never met me, but I feel like reaching out to those who affected me which also affected her gives me some sort of closure.

    I know you’re both busy with VidCon right now, and I don’t know if you’ll ever actually read this, but I just thought I’d tell you how deeply emotionally attached I am to TFIOS. There are lots of things I learned I wouldn’t trade for anything. Being surrounded by the Nerdfighter community is definitely reassuring and I’m so thankful for it. I hope I can live out a life as rad as my mom’s, and as successful as yours.

DFTBA,

Allison


real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny


real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny


jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.


snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect


actualmenacebuckybarnes:

romanovah:

when people exclude nat from an avengers photoset and put in loki instead

image

do u mean

image


worldofdisneys:

I’ve been waiting for this gifset


do-i-smell-watermelon:

timelady-of-221b:

fred-baby:

I wish all spiders looked like Andrew Garfield.

Can you imagine though?
You’re walking around your house and then you see a really tiny Andrew Garfield running around in costume.

i thought we were talking about andrew garfield’s head on a spider’s body


lesbifangirl:

5by5kevin:

Why is it so hard to get people to watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

It looks like more Twilight Crap

Twilight is about a catatonic teenager who falls for a creepy vampire boner that sparkles in the sunshine. Its underlying message is “the only thing that matters is finding a man and submitting to him.” Edward Cullen stalks what’s-her-nuts, watches her sleep for months, corners her, abuses her, and she’s totally fine with it. 

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, on the other hand, is about a girl with superpowers who PUNCHES PEOPLE IN THE FACE.

This is perfect!!!