Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:

fatnajl:

linguisticsyall:

Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though. 

French: About time you learned French. 

Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED

Dutch: but why would you do this

why would you do this


  • Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
  • New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
  • Tourist:
  • Tourist:
  • Tourist:
  • Tourist: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.

ohtyluhyouresodreamy:

tyleroakley:

Oh.

oH


castielsconvictions:

abbygubler:

ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

^^^^


alittlebitgayandmore:

so there’s an online store called Fandlemonium that sells fandom-scented candles and I just thought it’d be something y’all would like

i mean really

why wouldn’t you want your house

to smell like your favourite fandom?

you can also customize one so you can have any character you want. that includes Rooster Teeth, anime, cartoons, Star Wars, tv shows, comic book characters, movie characters, and everything!!!


homophobic:

sonically-gallifreyan:

im-an-assbutt:

Guys guys holy shit one day when we are all old and start to die on the news there’s going to be ‘last remaining person alive from the 1900’s has died’ BECAUSE ONE OF US IS GOING TO BE THE LAST PERSON ALIVE FROM WHEN THE YEARS BEGAN WITH A ‘1’ AND ITS PROBABLY GONNA BE A BIG THING THIS FEELS WEIRD

Ohmygod

obviously youre lookin for a competition and im winning


burgerkid:

me trying to exercise

image


kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free


elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jaclcfrost:

i’ll spread my wings and i’ll learn how to- oh. oh shit. i didn’t mean to knock that over. i underestimated my wingspan. shit. i’m so sorry

castiel


egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons


yummytomatoes:

a chart for my dog Sadie

yummytomatoes:

a chart for my dog Sadie


meatbicyclevevo:

when u say something u immediately regret saying

image


xicecoldx:

cohapoo:

brotoro:

akeading:

JUST LIKE THE ANIMES

KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

It’s like a gay fanfic