erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck


tellyandfilm:

Season one:
natural selection / instinct / variation under nature / effects of external conditions / conditions of existence / variations under domestication / parts developed in an unusual manner / entangled bank / unconscious selection / endless forms most beautiful
Season two:
Nature Under Constraint And Vexed / Governed By Sound Reason And True Religion / Mingling Its Own Nature With It / Governed As It Were By Chance / Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est / To Hound Nature In Her Wanderings / Knowledge of Causes, and Secret Motion of Things / Variable And Full Of Perturbation / Things Which Have Never Yet Been Done / By Means Which Have Never Yet Been Tried

tellyandfilm:

Season one:

natural selection / instinct / variation under nature / effects of external conditions / conditions of existence / variations under domestication / parts developed in an unusual manner / entangled bank / unconscious selection / endless forms most beautiful

Season two:

Nature Under Constraint And VexedGoverned By Sound Reason And True Religion / Mingling Its Own Nature With It / Governed As It Were By Chance / Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est / To Hound Nature In Her Wanderings / Knowledge of Causes, and Secret Motion of Things / Variable And Full Of Perturbation / Things Which Have Never Yet Been Done / By Means Which Have Never Yet Been Tried


guardianofscrewingup:

carylstolemyheart:

SIGNAL BOOST
Pay attention to what you’re reblogging people!!!

I’m now imagining their attempts to infiltrate getting more and more complex. Soon, they’ll be joining the fandoms and making fanart, fanfiction, and other tumblr content. Then when they realize their aims will take a greater investment of time and effort, they’ll start waiting weeks before spamming troll posts. Months. Years.
60 years from now an old man gets the signal from 4chan that it’s time to act. He kisses the wife he met on tumblr on the cheek in her sleep to say goodbye, whispering his love for her in her ear, his voice tinged by unmistakable shades of regret. As he takes out his holographatronic phone and posts his gore post, shocking the tumblr users that are part of his pinochle blog following, he keeps looking at the photos of his children and grandchildren on his desk and weeps despondently.
He knew this day would come. He’s always had his mission. But he went too deep, came to love this life too much. He’s not ready to say goodbye.
He NEVER would have been ready to say goodbye.

guardianofscrewingup:

carylstolemyheart:

SIGNAL BOOST

Pay attention to what you’re reblogging people!!!

I’m now imagining their attempts to infiltrate getting more and more complex. Soon, they’ll be joining the fandoms and making fanart, fanfiction, and other tumblr content. Then when they realize their aims will take a greater investment of time and effort, they’ll start waiting weeks before spamming troll posts. Months. Years.

60 years from now an old man gets the signal from 4chan that it’s time to act. He kisses the wife he met on tumblr on the cheek in her sleep to say goodbye, whispering his love for her in her ear, his voice tinged by unmistakable shades of regret. As he takes out his holographatronic phone and posts his gore post, shocking the tumblr users that are part of his pinochle blog following, he keeps looking at the photos of his children and grandchildren on his desk and weeps despondently.

He knew this day would come. He’s always had his mission. But he went too deep, came to love this life too much. He’s not ready to say goodbye.

He NEVER would have been ready to say goodbye.


possiblyhobbits:

But in all seriousness, I think they brought in the male clones for a reason. I mean, why try to perfect making a clone and not try it with both genders. This isn’t about female vs. male, this is about the sake of science. If they had the means to make clones of both binary…


spacetimefabric:

bussykiller:

BEING HETEROSEXUAL ISN’T NORMAL IT’S JUST COMMON

This is the truest statement I will ever reblog.


kickingshoes:

eyecaging:

Kitajami Gifs

THIS IS SO HELPFUL


risarodil:

In case you missed it, the TFiOS audiobook is now back in a brand new third edition! Thank you DFTBA for trusting me to design the TFiOS buttons (and stickers)! <3

risarodil:


In case you missed it, the TFiOS audiobook is now back in a brand new third edition! Thank you DFTBA for trusting me to design the TFiOS buttons (and stickers)! <3


Survey #129 : 15 sections, 5 questions

[1] you;
1. most people call you?: hester
2. when’s your birthday?: 3rd june
3. is your current hair color your natural hair color?: yeah
4. what are you complimented on most?: idek
5. what do you do for fun?: I read, watch tv, talk to friends, go out if it’s nice weather

[2] family;

1. are your parents still together?: yes
2. how old are your siblings, if you have any?: I’m an only child
3. are you the tallest one in your family?: no
4. do you have the same name as one of your relatives?: no
5. how many letters are there in your last name?: 6


[3] friends;
1. do you have a lot of friends?: ish 
2. what do you guys do when you’re together?: idk, talk 
3. have you ever lost a friend because of something stupid?: no
4. have you made any new friends this year?: not really 
5. who’s the last friend you hung out with?: laura (and chloe and hollie) 

[4] your best friend(s);
1. how’d you meet him/her?: school
2. do you live near each other?: yeah
3. how long have you been best friends?: a few years
4. do you tell him/her everything?: not really, I don’t really tell anyone everything 
5. would you do anything for them?: yeah

[6] single life;  
1. how long have you been single?:  since august last year I think

2. who ended your last relationship?: I did 
3. do you wish you were in a relationship?: kinda
4. as of today, do you like anyone?: not really
5. if so, do you think it’ll go anywhere?: n/a

[7] who’s;
1. a person you’d travel across the country to see?: anyone in dapper
2. someone you would do anything for?: any of my friends really 
4. a person you’ve known for your entire life?: my parents? there are a few people I used to be friends with who I’ve known my whole life but I haven’t talked to them in a few years 
5. your favorite person?: idk 

[8] have you ever;
1. sang a solo in front of a large audience?: in front of like 100 people 
2. been in trouble with the cops?: no
3. got a tattoo?: no but i want one
4. kicked a guy in the junk?: no
5. pretended to be happy?: yes

[9] do you believe;
1. in god?: no
2. in satan?: no
3. that everything happens for a reason?: no
4. in love at first sight?: no
5. that there’s such a thing as true love?: ish

[10] school; (skip if you work…)
1. what grade are you in?: I just finished sixth form, I’m starting uni this september 
2. do you get good grades?: yes
3. are you the teacher’s pet?: ish

4. have you ever been sent to the principal’s office?: maybe like once cause I won an award, and once cause I was in school council, but never because I was in trouble 
5. do you plan on going to college?: I’ve just finished college, I’m starting uni this year 

[12] pets;

1. what was your first pet’s name?: tomalise
2. do you currently have any pets?: 2 cats
3. do you always remember to feed/water them?: I don’t have to do that 
4. have you ever had a pet fish?: no
5. what’s the strangest animal you’ve had for a pet?: I”ve only ever had cats as pets so cat I guess 

[13] last time you…;
1. told someone you loved them?: I don’t remember
2. had sex?: never
3. drove a car?: one time when I was like 4 my dad let me sit on his lap and he controlled the pedals and gears and I turned the steering wheel (we were in the middle of an empty field it was fine) but apart from that which doesn’t really count as driving never
4. went to burger king?: when I was like 12, I hate burger king it;s the worst fast food place imo the chips taste like cardboard and the burgers are shit 

[14] yesterday;
1. what did you do?: watched greys anatomy, sat outside, cooked dinner (lamb kebabs they were nice)
2. was it a good day?: okay 
3. did you hang out with any friends?: no
4. did you get in any trouble?: no
5. was it better than today?: about the same


[15] today;
1. what day is it?: tuesday
2. did you do anything fun?: I got my hair cut, that was okay 
3. did you have to work?: no
4. where did you go?: to the hairdressers and the shops to get ingredients for a banana cake 
5. what are you doing tonight?: watch greys anatomy and tumblr 


pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101


wethecurious:

If anyone ever asks you what Orphan Black is about, please show them this screencap

wethecurious:

If anyone ever asks you what Orphan Black is about, please show them this screencap


graceebooks:

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

graceebooks:

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day



ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga