bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]


instawillgraham:

people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something

things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious


jaclcfrost:

undeadxarmy:

jaclcfrost:

idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is

but not as satisfying as seeing someone else wearing your jacket or sweatshirt. like. wow. they’re wearing my sweatshirt. and it’s cute as fuck. 

the bond between the person wearing someone else’s clothes and the person whose clothes they are wearing is strong


ao-haru:

rivailleloveseren:

bastard-of-stark:

best video in the fandom

GUYS

WATCH THIS PLEASE

OMG I CAN’T

I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD NO SOUND IS COMING OUT AND I’M CLAPPING LIKE A SEAL HOLY FUCK

 THIS IS SO FUCKING GREAT

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GOLDEN SHIT IM CRYING AND DYING I CANT BREATHE AAAAAAAJAJJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJJAJAA


minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!


sea-dilemma:

punk-and-junk:

That one line made me cry. 

Sickening that any animal species on this Earth is facing extinction because of humanity.


tyleroakley:

hello—camille:

”[..] and then she came in, and it was like diving into white-water rapids and having no desire to hang on to the side. Throughout shooting, it was wild and exciting. I couldn’t help but try to stay with her, keep pace with her, and not let her get away.”

THEY

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ARE

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SO

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FREAKING

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CUTE

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TOGETHER!

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effyeahnerdfighters:

effyeahnerdfighters:

Hey everyone! I (Valerie) would like to create a comprehensive dictionary of nerdfighter terms & language. This list will eventually be included on nerdfighteria.com as part of a sort of ‘orientation’ landing page for new, potential, or confused (because let’s face it, some of our jokes are WEIRD) nerdfighters.
From unique words like “swoodilypooper” and “dooblydoo”, to recurring phrases like “Who the eff is Hank?”, “Stuff on heads”, or “Movie magic!” every nerdfighter-centric term can and should be included!
I’ve created an editable, collaborative google doc that can be used to populate and flesh out the dictionary, which you can find here.
Let’s get this going!

For the early crowd! We made great progress yesterday, but there are plenty of terms to be filled in and added, and lots of formatting/standardizing to be done.

effyeahnerdfighters:

effyeahnerdfighters:

Hey everyone! I (Valerie) would like to create a comprehensive dictionary of nerdfighter terms & language. This list will eventually be included on nerdfighteria.com as part of a sort of ‘orientation’ landing page for new, potential, or confused (because let’s face it, some of our jokes are WEIRD) nerdfighters.

From unique words like “swoodilypooper” and “dooblydoo”, to recurring phrases like “Who the eff is Hank?”, “Stuff on heads”, or “Movie magic!” every nerdfighter-centric term can and should be included!

I’ve created an editable, collaborative google doc that can be used to populate and flesh out the dictionary, which you can find here.

Let’s get this going!

For the early crowd! We made great progress yesterday, but there are plenty of terms to be filled in and added, and lots of formatting/standardizing to be done.


metal-panda-alex:

cassbones:

maybeitsavirus:

destructivefeminist:

gynocraticgrrl:

markaragnos:

We’re manly men. We fight in wars, we play sports, we drive noisy cars. We’re tough. 

We’re terrified of body hair on women though.

And menstrual blood.

and womens farts

and being perceived as feminine in any way.

and gay men.

and women capable of fighting back.


fandom-of-fun-things:

THE PARAMEDIC ONE I AM CRYING



sonic-me-loki:

fishingboatproceeds:

Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.

Wait, so John Green is now a Prince George blog?


mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits