Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
But the titanic sank?
if only the titanic did that
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
1950s Prom and Party Dresses: Green
do seagulls have seagoals
this one does
Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts
you should be expecting that.
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
You can’t tell me what to do
Oh snap, I pushed the button.
I’m hitting the god damn button!
THE BUTTON WAS hit
GUYS I PUSHED THE BUTTON AND NOW MY LEG IS GONE WHAT DO I DO
MY FUCKING ARM IS GONE DON’T PRESS THE BUTTON ALERT DON’T DO IT
NOOO I LOST MY VIRGINITY!!!!
GUYS DO NOT DO IT IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
Guys, i lost my face, what do i do now?
DON’T DO IT GUYS I PRESSED IT NOW THE LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING I’M COLD AND I CAN’T FIND THE SALT
I LOST THE REMOTE
Press the god damn button and see what happens, I dare you
AHHHHHHHHHH. MY EYES. I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING ANYMORE
DONT PRESS IT! DONT! THE WIFI ALMOST WENT OFF!
WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON’T YOU DARE DO IT ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE IS GONE DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS
I love how this post transitioned from what would scare normal sane people to what a tumblr users’ worst nightmares are.
You touched the butt.
The perfect remedy for this cold and rainy weather?
1.2 gallons of hot chocolate.
Why does this only have 2 notes I’m mad
the fact he could carry this with one hand…
it’s sitting on the table you absolute bean-counting toweljockey
new favorite insult
I think I’ll try defying gravity…